Yesterday, I discovered some disturbing news.
Bit of news #1: Supreme Court Nominee Sonia Sotomayor broke her ankle at the airport.
Bit of news #2: Desperate-to-hang-on-to-fame-despite-failing-looks-and-lack-of-relevance rocker Bret Michaels suffered what had to be a gnarly head injury at the Tony Awards.
But what is most troubling about these two events? Both Bret Michaels and Sonia Sotomayor are…type 1 diabetics!
Coincidence? I’ll let you decide.
punch you in the diabetes 
How does Brett Michaels like his Poison? Does he put insulin in with the same needle as the heroin? Also, was the video an example of an “Unskinny Bop”? I hope there was no “Flesh and Blood” left on stage…
Whaaaat?! I had no idea…
Also… gotta love these automatically generated “possibly related posts.”